Fake Slackers

伪装学渣

Fake Slackers

Author: Mu Gua Huang

Original Publisher: JJWXC

<原著作者为晋江文学城【木瓜黄】“伪装学渣”>

Synopsis:

After class placements were decided, the school’s two infamous ‘problem youth’ not only shared the same class, but the same desk.

They’re clearly good at studies, but pretend to be slackers. Fakers from head to toe who just keep walking farther down the path of their performance.

Hear on the grapevine about the two big brothers who always fight over the last place in class.

Basically, this is a serious comedy. About the little matters of growing up.

 

Table of Contents
001 – I hear he cheated on the high school entrance exams.
002 – No one taught you manners? I’ll teach you.
003 – …. What street are you from?
004 – Question King Tournament
005 – Arrogant yet polite
006 – This lot plays too dirty
007 – Surname He, name Zhao. Written zhuo-yue, Zhao.
008 – You’re damn good.
009 – No.1: jsdhwdmaX.
010 – Xie Yu said: Really damn hypnotized.
011 – Class 2.3, the gladiatorial arena.
012 – What the hell is your damage
013 – Got a lot of nerve, have you?
014 – You miss your deskmate that much?
015 – Renminbi Player
016 – Because your grades suck
017 – Life is always full of surprises.
018 – Give up and go to the next question.
019 – Knock knock knock.
020 – A genuine bad student
021 – “Old Xie, get over here!”
022 – The handsome devil’s probably trembling in his blanket right now.
023 – Complete Guide to Exorcism
024a – All the other kids have gone to play basketball. Part 1
024b – All the other kids have gone to play basketball. Part 2
024c – All the other kids have gone to play basketball. Part 3
025 – Thrilling and Joyous
026 – A Man’s Quest
027 – The Monthly Exams
028 – Can’t accept it. High grades don’t suit me.
029 – “What am I like?”
020 – If I called you idiot would you answer
031 – Grandpa? More like grandson.
032 – A wild 800-word boast
033 – Why should my little friend smile for you?
034 – ^_^
035 – Someone who’ll do your homework for you, got it?
036 – Yu-ge, you’ve changed.
037 – Crossdressing Big Bro
038 – Push-ups
039 – Love and Peace.
040 – “Big Bro Flirt.”
041 – Ah, it’s fine.
042 – First place for sure.
043 – Cause of death: acting too much.
044 – Holding hands
045 – Cripple, jump.
046 – Want to hug you.
047 – Looks alone don’t cut it.
048 – “Zhao-ge.”
049 – Burning
050 – You provoked me first.
051 – Fuck, young love.
052 – Very striking, as if he shone with light.
053 – What’s there to review? Might as well offer incense and prayers.
054 – what to do when boyfriend doesn’t study
055 – Considering buying you a treatment plan.
056 – “No time right now. We can talk when I’m done fighting.”
057 – “Came looking for you.”
058 – You like to study, don’t you.
059 – Thirty points, but to him it’s thirty points of happiness.
060 – “Can I kiss you?”
061 – It’s not boring if you’re around.
062 – Dealing with you.
063 – A touch and a glance
064 – This time I’ll protect you
065.1 – Z Y
065.2 – Z Y
066 – Don’t love me. It’s pointless.
067 – The Complete Guide to the College Exams
068 – Radiant, making waves wherever he stands.
069 – When you have problems in school, I can only watch you get frustrated but I can’t help you at all
070 – Stubborn Scrap Metal
071 – Whoever doesn’t show up is a dog.
072 – I’ll give you a three-question head start.
073 – King vs. King
074 – King vs. King, cont’d
075 – The type I like.
076 – You’re so unprofessional
077 – The answer you gave
078 – White button-downs
079 – You have a boyfriend now. Don’t flirt so hard.
080 – “I can see you.”
081 – They’re upstanding best bros!
082 – What shall we bet
083 – Just try taking off your jacket again next time we play basketball.
084 – Video chat, ge.
085 – I’m not that sort of person
086 – Can I kiss you
087 – Were you that X?
088 – He’s taken.
089 – Show that idiot surnamed Zhong the huge gap between you two
090 – Do you prefer Tsinghua or Peking U?
091 – I didn’t make a wish.
092 – This time, he’ll really be touched! He’ll really cry!
093 – The burden of slackerdom is too heavy.
094 – Old Xie, are you coming?
095 – If you’ve got the guts, when school’s dismissed tomorrow evening, don’t leave.
096 – Say that one more time and I’ll go offline.
097 – Please, you two, wake up!